“Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me,” 19 February 2000, video. Well, I got shagged again watching this flat, lame James Bond spoof from Mike Myers. Another flaccid comedy. A couple of cute parts about Dr. Evil and his son, and the flying phallic space ship, but it was largely a waste of time. No pacing, no speed to the thing at all. And this sixties stuff has got to go. Boring.