“Mulan: The Rise of a Warrior,” May 5 (1 a.m.), 2010 (2009), DVD. I was pulling an all-nighter in order to do a sleep-deprived test at the hospital in the morning, and I decided to watch this long Chinese version of the Mulan story. I was bored and fed up with it by the time my wonton soup ran out about 40 minutes later. So much for that. Avoid it.